〈The Wicked Song〉
美好的邪惡小事
美好的邪惡小事
痛苦 後悔 挫折 沮喪
Pain and regret and frustration and sadness
悲慘 折磨 憤怒 痴狂
Misery, turmoil, and anger and madness
垃圾的氣息 絕望的滋味
The smell of the garbage, the taste of despair
如此簡單的小事讓我步伐雀躍
These simple things leave me walking on air
牙痛 火燒心 撲鼻口臭
Toothache and heartburn And bad halitosis
花粉症 拇指外翻 靜脈血栓
Hay fever, bunions, And deep vein thrombosis
前去找牙醫 口中鑽頭聲嗡嗡
A trip to the dentist, The sound of the drill
這些小事讓我笑口常開心情美麗
These are the things That will give me a thrill
看你牛奶灑出來
When the milk spills
每當你小狗生重病
When your dog's ill
每當希望都憑空消失
When all hope takes flight
每個人都愁容滿面之際
When everyone else feels Incredibly sad
我的世界一片快活 充滿欣喜
My world fills with pure delight
每當你滑倒 每撞見你絆倒
When you slip up, When you trip up
還有你踢到小指頭
When you stub your toe
我指著你的愚蠢，拍手大笑叫好
I point and I cackle, I clap and I laugh
心理愉悅與幸福逐漸滿溢
And happiness starts to flow
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